‘Darling of course I love you, but it is not in our make-up to be monogamous.’
Do not fear, this does not relate to my newly found status of free and easy love, it is merely the title and opening sentence for one of the articles in our flag ship magazine.
I thought I would mention it, as my New Car Keys also appear in the article! They are featuring in the photograph which accompanies it. (The last time I became involved with photographs in the magazine, I managed to get a friends dog on the front cover.) My keys are in a bowl with a few other sets from willing colleagues. It’s a cheeky reference to the swinging parties, in a humorous link to brighten up a story regarding Wimax Forum, Vodafone, and the GSM Association.
The quiet period in the office is officially over. Advertisements are flocking in, the editorial department are knocking articles out, left, right and centre, and genius marketing campaigns are being released to the general public. As for me, I am busy doing production things with our monthly magazine, and the two daily newspapers which are to be circulated at a conference in Dubai. Unfortunately I will not be flying to Dubai to attend the conference, I just get to do all the hard work before hand. Whoever said life was fair?
I even dreamt about the office last night. I was not a wizard in this dream, but your average human being who was contributing to an office meeting in an aquarium. The aquarium which contained a Great White Shark, and this shark decided to hunt me down to feast on my ample body. It was scary stuff. I ran as fast as my legs would carry me, to avoid his razor sharp, blood stained teeth. Relief flowed through every pore when I awoke, and sat bolt upright in my bed.
The observant reader will have noticed the picture of the Flying Pink Elephant, now included on my blog. This is being used with thanks and kind permission from my friend at: http://luxuriouschoices.blogspot.com/ who apparently found it from the following site: http://www.webshots.com/
See, Flying Pink Elephants do exist.
Right, it’s back to work now, and please, no one mention the word shark.
Picture of the day.
Is it lunch time yet?